December 2009
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Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear DD -
First off, fuck you, I can sleep with whoever I want to, whenever I want to! Is that understood? I am the sizzle and you will not tell me otherwise or I will chop your head off with my nine iron.
Secondly, how the hell did the voicemail I left my girl (no, not my wife, my girlfriend you idiot!) get leaked to the public? I mean, it was a private conversation. What business is it...